Crystal Palace is one of South London’s most characterful neighbourhoods, part village charm, part creative hub. From leafy parks and dinosaurs to lively pubs, vintage markets, and now a new comedy night, there’s always something happening. Here are 10 of the best things to do in Crystal Palace.

1. Comedy at Westow House

Big news for Crystal Palace: Live at Westow House launches this October and it’s already attracting major talent. The opening night (October 1st) is headlined by Joe Thomas, best known as Simon from The Inbetweeners — alongside some of London’s sharpest rising comics.

With just 140 seats, this is a rare chance to see TV-level comedy in an intimate setting. Grab a pint, settle in, and get ready to laugh — this is set to become Crystal Palace’s new go-to night out.

2. Crystal Palace Park and Dinosaurs

No trip to the area is complete without a walk through Crystal Palace Park, famous for its Victorian dinosaur statues. A mix of history, greenery, and quirky charm, the park is perfect for families, joggers, and anyone wanting a moment of calm.

3. Cocktails at The Faber Fox

With a rooftop terrace, stylish interiors, and a creative cocktail menu, The Faber Fox is one of the best places in Crystal Palace for drinks with a view.

4. Browse Haynes Lane Market

Tucked away off the Triangle, Haynes Lane Market is a treasure trove of antiques, vintage clothes, vinyl records, books, and curiosities. Perfect for collectors or anyone who loves a good rummage.

5. Pizza at Four Hundred Rabbits

Serving up some of South London’s best sourdough pizza, Four Hundred Rabbits combines creative toppings with a great craft beer selection. It’s casual, friendly, and consistently delicious.

6. Drinks at The White Hart

This lively, spacious pub is ideal for groups and laid-back evenings. With a wide selection of beers, wines and hearty pub food, The White Hart is a local favourite for good reason.

7. Explore the Crystal Palace Triangle

Independent shops, cosy cafes, vintage stores, and more — the Triangle is Crystal Palace’s beating heart. It’s the perfect area for a weekend wander, with plenty of places to stop and explore.

8. Gigs at The Grape & Grain

The Grape & Grain is a traditional pub with a strong community vibe and a regular line-up of live music. If you’re into grassroots gigs and discovering local talent, it’s well worth a visit.

9. Coffee at Brown & Green

Located right by Crystal Palace Station, Brown & Green is a buzzing café known for its excellent coffee, generous brunches, and warm atmosphere. Great for a pit stop or remote working.

10. Views from the Parade

One of London’s best-kept secrets: the view from Crystal Palace Parade stretches across the city skyline. Head up there at sunset and you’ll be rewarded with one of the finest panoramas in South London.

Palace Nights, Sorted

Crystal Palace has always had charm, but with the arrival of Live at Westow House, it’s stepping up its nightlife game. Seeing someone like Joe Thomas from The Inbetweeners perform stand-up in such an intimate venue is a rare treat — and just the beginning of a new regular fixture in the area.