Balham has quietly become one of South London’s best hangouts. It’s got that magic mix of leafy parks, lively pubs, great food, and a buzzing cultural scene. Whether you’re planning a night out, a weekend brunch, or just looking for somewhere new to explore, here are 10 fun things to do in Balham that prove SW12 is far more than just “the gateway to Tooting.”

1. Laugh Your Head Off at Balham Bowls Club Comedy Night

Balham Bowls Club isn’t just a quirky old social club — it’s also home to one of the best comedy nights in South London. The shows regularly attract big names like Ed Gamble, Phil Wang, and Sindhu Vee, alongside the hottest rising acts on the circuit.

The room is intimate, the crowd is warm, and the laughs come thick and fast. Shows often sell out, so if you’re in Balham on the right night, make sure to book ahead.

2. Dinner at Foxlow

Looking for somewhere stylish but relaxed for dinner? Foxlow delivers with juicy grilled meats, bold flavours, and a strong drinks list. The vibe is laid-back and lively — ideal for a date night or pre-comedy meal.

3. Wander Hildreth Street Market

Tucked just off the high street, Hildreth Street Market is Balham’s hidden gem. This small but buzzing market offers artisan cheeses, fresh bread, specialty coffee, and more. It's the perfect Saturday morning stop for foodies or casual browsers.

4. Cocktails at The Devonshire’s Dugout

Downstairs at The Devonshire pub, you’ll find The Dugout — a basement bar with a fun, late-night vibe. Expect cocktails, sports on screen, and a party atmosphere. Great for kicking on after dinner or the comedy show.

5. Swim at Tooting Bec Lido

Just minutes from central Balham, Tooting Bec Lido is one of the UK’s largest outdoor pools. At 91 metres long, it’s perfect for serious swimmers or those just looking to cool off on a sunny day. The colourful changing huts and open-air layout make it a summer must.

6. Stroll Wandsworth & Tooting Bec Commons

Balham is perfectly positioned between two of South London’s best green spaces. Whether you’re into jogging, dog-walking, or just stretching your legs, Wandsworth and Tooting Bec Commons offer the space and calm you need to recharge.

7. Pints and Roasts at The Regent

The Regent is one of Balham’s most beloved pubs, known for its laid-back vibe, great craft beer selection, and seriously good Sunday roast. It’s the kind of place you’ll find both locals and newcomers kicking back all week long.

8. Brunch at Brickwood Coffee & Bread

When it comes to brunch in Balham, Brickwood is the first name on everyone’s lips. With Aussie-inspired plates, freshly baked banana bread, and strong specialty coffee, it’s worth the weekend queue.

9. Drinks at The Cyclist

Directly opposite Balham Station, The Cyclist is a stylish bar and all-day spot perfect for after-work drinks or Saturday socials. Expect a good mix of cocktails, wines, and pints in a lively setting.

10. Craft Beer at We Brought Beer

For craft beer lovers, We Brought Beer is a dream. This independent shop and taproom stocks a huge range of IPAs, stouts, lagers, and more — many from local and micro-breweries you won’t find elsewhere. Buy to take home or drink in and discover a new favourite.

Balham Nights Sorted

From leafy walks and buzzing brunch spots to lively pubs and top-tier comedy, Balham punches well above its weight. But if you’re after something truly memorable, the Balham Bowls Club Comedy Night is the standout.

With acts like Ed Gamble, Phil Wang, and Sindhu Vee gracing its small stage, it’s one of South London’s best-kept secrets — and one you’ll definitely want to book in advance.